(Spoiler: You Don’t Need to Say “Forest Floor”)

Let’s be honest: the world of wine tasting can seem… theatrical. All that swirling, sniffing, slurping—it’s enough to make even the most enthusiastic wine drinker hesitate. If you’ve ever watched someone declare a wine “brooding, yet playful” while you were just thinking “tastes nice,” this one’s for you.

Because here’s the truth: you don’t need to learn a whole new language or pretend to detect sandalwood and saddle leather to taste wine properly. You just need a little curiosity, a clean glass, and maybe a vague idea of what you like.

Let’s break it down.


Tilt the glass and check out the wine’s colour. Pale straw? Deep ruby? That gives clues about the grape and age—white wines deepen with time, reds fade. Legs (those drips running down the side) aren’t a sign of quality, just alcohol and sugar content. Don’t overthink it.


Give your wine a gentle swirl. No need to helicopter it like a show-off—just enough to introduce oxygen. This releases the aromas and helps the wine “open up.” If you’re swirling over a white tablecloth at a friend’s place, maybe keep it subtle. We’re tasting wine, not flinging it.